Creative writing adventures - Day 7

Write a short Q&A with a pure faun who does yoga on a floating mat

Today we bring you an enlightening interview with my good friend Florian Fauna who has started quite a revolution with his school of yoga called “GoatsNYoga - can you find your inner goat?”

Q: So Florian, please tell us what motivated you to come up with this new type of yoga

A: Good question Floatian - I was so inspired by the calming waters and soothing sounds, I felt like I should put my baaa-lance to the test. This builds my core and keeps me away from eating junk. If this can work for me, it will work for anyone!

Q: What equipment do you need us to bring?

A: As you know, we will be on the water so bring a good waterproof and pixie dust reinforced yoga mat, wear a wet suit and get some extra bug repellent to keep away the firebugs. 

Q: How does one know they have mastered the technique?

A: We have very stringent testing at GoatsNYoga where we test for your core strength - you stand on one leg without toppling in to the water. We also test all students for their goat likeness such as being nimble on their feet, able to eat anything they find and sleeping in the open. 

Q: How will you reward your students once they pass your tests?

A: Get ready to be dazzled Floatian. Each student will get their own - you guessed it, a pure faun they can take home. Also, our grand sweepstakes prize is a meeting with mahayogi Percy Jacksananda who will share a meal and his infinite wisdom with the winners. 

Thanks for your time today Folorian and well, there you have it folks - get ready to go-ooooat yoga!!