Creative writing adventures - Day 4

Write an email to a fiery goblin who lives in a castle tower

Hiya doing Ms.McNoodle McLauren,

I am writing to see if you would be interested in getting some home insurance and possibly consider investing in some safety equipment as well. I have heard that your “she-shed” is your pride and joy. I also love that you are an art lover, having collected paintings worth several bags of Irish gold. 

Given that you love valuable and beautiful things, it only makes sense that you should protect them given your uhmm - combustibility! 

We can offer you a fabulous package that will include unlimited access to fire resistant foam, that can be turned on with the switch of a button right on your castle wall. It comes in fun flavors like cherry, bubble gum and is perfectly safe to play in after the fire is put out. It will magically disappear once you are done playing. We can also offer you sand bags that can sprinkle sand confetti that will both do their job and be great to build mini castles with - ha ha ha. 

Don’t hesitate to contact us at your earliest convenience so that we can get right to work protecting your assets and get you to start having fun in those melting moments!